Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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