Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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