Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
