I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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