Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I am one with the molecules
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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