My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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