I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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