If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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