weddingsv make me drug and hornr
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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