How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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