I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
