my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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