Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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