Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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