Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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