oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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