So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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