I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Come share oat with me in your robe
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
do nipples grow back?
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