butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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