So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
