yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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