For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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