i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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