I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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