i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I lost the right to judge tonight
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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