Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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