So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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