just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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