What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
