next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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