would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize