He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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