I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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