I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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