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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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