how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
