Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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