Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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