Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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