her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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