i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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