someone get that fucking seahorse.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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