P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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