I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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