At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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