she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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