i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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