you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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