Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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