Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
is wine microwaveable?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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