I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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