what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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