You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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