im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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